REFLECTIONS ON AGING ~
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. ~
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. ~
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved. ~
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. ~
I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. ~
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. ~
Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. ~
Long ago when old men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf. ~
If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you are old. ~
One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of portraits by Picasso.