One day a new chicken was introduced to the farm.
The duck, who was the main bird in charge, shows the new chicken around.
“This is where you go to get fed, this is the water trough and that is the coop.
Chickens hang out near the fence, us ducks near the pond and the geese near the
gate. We’re pretty friendly but we keep to our own.”
“Oh but whatever you do, DO NOT cross that road. You’ll never hear the end of
[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]
You should never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fist.