Yellowstone Tourist: “Look at all those big rocks! Wherever did they come from?”
Yellowstone Guide: “The glaciers brought them down.”
Tourist (cluelessly): “But where are the glaciers?”
Guide (wearily): “The glaciers … have gone back for more rocks.”
[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]
The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything
that goes wrong.