A BIT OF HUMOR

A woman in a supermarket was following a grandfather and his badly behaved3-year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with 
the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, cookies in the cookie 
aisle, and for fruit, cereal and soda in the other aisles. 

Meanwhile, Granddad is working his way around, saying in a controlled 
voice, "Easy, William, we won't be long, easy, boy." 

Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say, "It's okay, 
William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in 
there, boy." 

At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and 
Granddad says again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax buddy,don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, William." 

Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading   his groceries and the boy into the car. She said to the elderly gentleman, "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know   how you did it. 
That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and  
disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa." 

"Thanks," said the grandfather, "but I'm William. The little brat's name 
is Kevin."

[forwarded by Danny Payton]

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