A BIT OF HUMOR
November 23, 2012 by momsfirstscreenn
One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town, and was astonished to notice evidence of the most amazing shooting. On trees, on walls, and on fences there were numerous bull’s-eyes with a bullet hole in dead center of each one.
The FBI man asked a local resident about the person responsible for this wonderful marksmanship. The resident introduced him to the shooter.
“This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen,” said the FBI man. “How in the world do you do it?”
“Nothing to it,” said the man. “I shoot first and draw the circles afterward.”
…..forwarded by Gretchen Patti by way of Mikey’s Funnies (funnies-owner@lists.MikeysFunnies.com) and “Christian Voices” (www.ChristianVoicesWorldwide.net)
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