THE ADVANTAGES OF HAVING DOGS (VS. KIDS)
~ It doesn’t take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter.
~ Dogs cannot lie.
~ Dogs never resist nap time.
~ You don’t need to get extra phone lines for a dog.
~ Dogs don’t pester you about getting a kid.
~ Dogs don’t care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.
~ Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.
~ Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.
~ Average cost of sending a dog to school: $142
Average cost of sending a kid to school: $103,000
(Check Wednesday�s �Christian Voices� for the other side of this humor.)
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