A BIT OF HUMOR
July 19, 2012 by momsfirstscreenn
Mounds of dirty used paper money moved along the conveyor belt to the shredder. A single dollar bill and a twenty, unaware of their destiny, struck up a conversation. The twenty reminisced about its travels all over the country.
“I’ve had a pretty good life.” the twenty proclaimed. “I’ve been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants in New York, performances on Broadway, and even a cruise from Miami.”
“Wow!” said the single, “you really have gotten around.”
“So tell me”, says the twenty, “where have you been throughout your lifetime?”
“Oh, I’ve been to the Methodist Church, the Baptist Church, the Presbyterian Church, the Lutheran Church, the Catholic Church, the Orthodox Church, Assembly of God Church, the Brethren Church, the United Church of Christ, …..”
And the twenty says, “What’s a church?”
…..Chaplain’s Notes (http://www.chapnotes.org) (t.airportchaplain@verizon.net) by way of “Christian Voices” (www.ChristianVoicesWorldwide.net)
http://www.christianvoices.org/Archive/index.html
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