A BIT OF HUMOR
July 13, 2012 by momsfirstscreenn
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The minister of a well-attended, strong, and enthusiastic church often showed himself ready and able to deal with any situation that might come up.
One Sunday, just as the minister was reaching the climax of his sermon, his own young son entered the church, ran to the center aisle, started making loud beeps and brrrmms like a car without a muffler, then zoomed right toward him.
The minister stopped his sermon, pointed severely at his son, and commanded, “Jimmy, park the car immediately beside your mother on that bench (pointing), turn off the ignition, and hand her the keys.”
The sermon continued undisturbed…after a good laugh by the congregation.
…..Da Mouse Tracks by way of Docs Daily Chuckle (pkaine@roadrunner.com) and “Christian Voices” (www.ChristianVoicesWorldwide.net)
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