A BIT OF HUMOR
March 2, 2012 by momsfirstscreenn
The Captain
Observing a light across the water, the captain had his signalman instruct the other vessel to change her course ten degrees south.
The response was prompt: Change your course ten degrees north.”
“I am a captain,” he responded testily. “Change your course ten degrees south.”
The reply: “I’m a seaman first class, sir; change your course north.”
The captain was furious. “Change your course now. I’m on a battleship.”
“Change your course ten degrees north, sir — I’m in a lighthouse!”
…..Teddi’s Humor (redactatrix@gmail.com) by way of “Christian Voices” (www.ChristianVoicesWorldwide.net)
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